Boz’s ‘Full Report’ on Mauricio Umansky’s Alleged New Flame: ‘She Is Not Cute’

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast is making sure the Caribbean island of St. Lucia stays hot, because during the group's trip there on Season 14, Episode 16, Bozoma Saint John spilled some scalding tea about seeing Kyle Richards' separated husband Mauricio Umansky dining out with another woman.

"I went to SoHo house [and] I just happened to be seated across the table ... and there is Mau with his girl," Boz recalled. "I texted Kyle in the moment: 'GIRL!' And then I gave her a full report." 

Said report came in the form of a "three-and-a-half minute long voice note," according to Kyle. Boz, meanwhile, described the recording as "a real podcast." Then, she proceeded to play the voice note during a confessional interview.

"Hey babe. Okay, so, full report. She is definitely not cute! I mean, look, if you wanna do this, you gotta get, like, the cutest girl on the planet. Right?" Boz began. "Then, actually the entire time I was sitting there, they were there, I was just dreaming up scenarios where I could just push him into the water. Let me know what you want me to do, 'cause I will run up on a man."

"And there you have it," Boz said in her confessional of the voice note, "Now that's being a girl's girl."

How Kyle Richards reacted to Bozoma running into Mauricio and a new woman

Though Kyle and Boz's RHOBH castmates were shocked as the latter unpacked her run-in with Mauricio during a group dinner in St. Lucia, Kyle played things cool. (After all, this wasn't the first time she was hearing about the meeting.)

She did, however, correct Boz after she said Mauricio was with "his girl." 

"A girl," Kyle said, with Sutton Stracke eventually chiming into support her by adding, "One of."