“If He Spent Half As Much Time With His Children As He Does Writing Deranged Posts, We Wouldn’t Be Having This Conversation”: Patricia DRAGS Thomas for Using Social Media to Play the Martyr

“If He Spent Half As Much Time With His Children As He Does Writing Deranged Posts, We Wouldn’t Be Having This Conversation”

Patricia Altschul DRAGS Thomas Ravenel for Playing the Martyr on Social Media, Says He’s Hiding Behind Hashtags Instead of Showing Up as a Father

In classic Patricia fashion, the gloves are off — and the pearls are clutched. After weeks of cryptic posts and accusatory hashtags from Thomas Ravenel aimed at ex Kathryn Dennis, Charleston’s resident matriarch is setting the record straight. And this time, her signature martini is stirred with shade.

“He’s Not a Victim — He’s a Storyteller With a Savior Complex”

According to Patricia, Thomas has traded parenting time for pity posts — and she’s had enough of the performance.

“Every other day, it’s a new chapter in the ‘Poor Thomas Chronicles,’” she scoffed in a private conversation with friends. “He’s turned Instagram into his courtroom — and guess what? No one’s buying the act.”

Hashtags and Hypocrisy

Patricia didn’t mince words when calling out Ravenel’s recent online behavior, including cryptic captions about abandonment, fatherhood, and “what the courts won’t show you.”

“Instead of parenting his children, he’s parenting his image,” she said. “He’s hashtagging his way through heartbreak — but where was all that energy when those kids needed consistency, not cameras?”

Sources close to Patricia say she’s been quietly appalled by Thomas’s attempts to “recast himself as the hero” while failing to do the actual work of fatherhood. “If he spent half as much time showing up at soccer practice as he does typing out dramatic one-liners, we wouldn’t be here,” she reportedly said. “He’s playing the long-suffering dad, but he’s not fooling anyone who knows the real story.”

A Not-So-Charming History

Let’s not forget — this isn’t Patricia’s first time taking a flamethrower to Ravenel’s reputation. Over the years, she’s made it clear that her tolerance for his antics is razor-thin. But according to insiders, this latest round of online martyrdom has pushed her over the edge.

“She’s seen enough of these redemption attempts to last a lifetime,” a friend revealed. “Patricia believes in accountability, not captions.”

As for Kathryn? She’s Staying Quiet — For Now

While Ravenel continues to fan the flames and Patricia throws gasoline, Kathryn Dennis has remained uncharacteristically silent. Some fans suspect a legal gag order. Others believe she’s simply choosing peace over chaos. But if Patricia has anything to say about it, silence shouldn’t be mistaken for surrender.

“Don’t let his tweets rewrite the truth,” Patricia warned. “He’s not the wounded hero. He’s the man who thinks fatherhood is a performance — not a presence.”

One thing’s for sure: in Charleston, you can dress up a scandal in hashtags and bow ties all you want… but when Patricia starts talking, the mask always comes off.