Briana DeJesus Gets Her Tube Tied & Celebrates It By Throwing An Actual Party

   
“No more club-bathroom-made babies for me! Let’s party!”

Over the years, The Ashley has seen a lot of things and covered a lot of ridiculous ‘Teen Mom’ parties. This may take the cake, though (pun very much intended.)

Briana recently had a tubal ligation (i.e. “had her tubes tied”) to ensure that she would never again get knocked up from a sexual encounter in a club bathroom. The mom of two is currently recovering from the surgery and had her ‘Teen Mom’ co-star Jade fly down to Florida to assist her with her aftercare. (From what The Ashley hears, this was filmed for ‘Next Chapter.’)

Briana— who is no stranger to throwing herself over-the-top and frivolous parties — decided to celebrate the Oopsie Baby prevention plan by throwing an elaborate party. In photos posted to social media, Briana is shown cutting a cake that says, “F**k them new kids.”

 
To be fair, this was pretty funny…

She also had a backdrop made that proudly announced, “She tied her tubes.”

 
I’ll bet the backdrop company has never had to make one of those before…

No, seriously. You can’t make this up, kids. 

 
Briana to herself after shelling out for an actual custom backdrop for a tube-tying party…probably.

Briana’s decision to have her tubes tied comes as a surprise, given that last year the ‘Teen Mom’ star said on Live that she’d like to have at least one more child, as long as she was married. However, she did state that it would be unlikely for her to conceive another “oopsie” baby without divine (or scientific) intervention.

 

“I would love to have one more kid, and I would love to be married before that happened,” Briana said last March. “But I have a lot of cysts in my ovaries and I have PCOS [Polycystic Ovary Syndrome] so it would be hard for me to get pregnant naturally. If I were to get pregnant, it would be by the grace of God or I’d have to get IVF.”