Jax Taylor Blames The Size Of His Package For The Paparazzi Photo Of Him “Shifting” His Junk

Jax Taylor was asked about the recent paparazzi pic of him exposing his penis publicly alongside his pals Jesse Lally and Tom Schwartz during The Valley After Show.

Content warning – Jax Taylor’s junk. I may have caught an STI simply penning this article … Continue at your own risk.

Indecent exposure:

Jax snapped at the producer who asked about the viral photo. (I love a double entendre!)

“First of all, I didn’t pull my pants down,” began Jax. “Every guy knows, sometimes you just have to shift, right?! I’m wearing sweatpants. I’m running around, I had to shift. I didn’t realize there was going to be a guy standing out in front of me.”

Upon seeing the photo, Schwartz stopped in his tracks. “Oh. You could see your junk?!”

“No. It’s blacked out,” pointed out Jax, the dolt. Schwartz asked again, “But could you?”

Angered, Jax exclaimed, “I didn’t whip out my f*cking d*ck. I just had to shift. I’m a pretty well-endowed guy. I got to shift once in a while.”

Jesse entered the chat. “That’s a lot of skin, dude. That’s a lot.”

Schwartz persisted. “Why did you pull [your pants] down so low?”

Jesse pointed out it was a “two-handed shift.” He admitted, “I’ve never done a two-handed shift.”

Jax replied, “Well, I’m sorry. I’m pretty big down there.”

“I’m not going to explain myself because every man in the world shifts. Sometimes he gets caught in a place you don’t want him to be caught. That’s it.”

The motion in the ocean …

While Jax claims to be blessed down there, Brittany went on the record to state his performance in the bedroom has room for improvement.

“There were times when he was about a seven or an eight.”

“But, majority of the time, no stamina, no nothing. I say two or three.”